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An Over Forty Victim of Fate

On September 2, 2023

IN MEMORIAM

Cheeseburgers and ice cold beer and departure signs in airports and grapefruit have an unusual allure in this stage of life.

Roughly anyone alive in the last fifty years who listened to the radio has almost certainly heard the chirpy steel drums and layered recorder intro to Jimmy Buffett’s ubiquitous “Margaritaville.” The trop-rock favorite saturates every summer, and together with the other Core 8 songs he was known for playing at every live show, the song anchored any beach trip soundtrack.

One of my strongest memories of “Margaritaville,” though, came when I was in college. I honestly didn’t care too much for Jimmy Buffett at the time–all for reasons that aren’t really worth defending anymore, but largely because in the early 2000s it felt like he was at the bottom of the value trough between his original luster and his late-career popularity*.

I was sitting in the back of Chris Hall’s Chevy Tahoe with some friends, four of us carpooling together to a high school about half an hour from our college. We were student teaching, the capstone to our education degrees that is effectively an entire semester of unpaid labor, and gas had gotten expensive, so we took turns driving every week to save money.

Rabbits

By James D. Hogan

On June 28, 2023

In writing

three rabbits huddled in pine needles — *Sylvilagus obscurus and strawberry.*

Sure, life finds a way. So do all the forces conspiring against it.

Friday morning I was leaving for work when I opened the garage door and found what appeared to be a large pinecone in the driveway. As we don’t have any conifers next to the driveway, I was curious as to how it ended up there, and I went to explore.

It had been raining all week, and there, next to a puddle, was a baby rabbit. At first glance, I assumed it was dead, but after a few seconds, I realized the poor critter was in fact alive, breathing shallowly now and then. The morning temperatures were in the 50s; it was probably hypothermic.

There really wasn’t anything to do. Most of what I know about baby rabbits revolves around a grim understanding that they die. They are comically vulnerable. Loud noises could spur them into fatal shock. I wasn’t sure how this fellow had ended up in our driveway, but I needed to get to work. I put him under a rhododendron next to the garage.

My mistake is that I told the kids what I’d done.

Cat Head

By James D. Hogan

On February 11, 2023

In writing

The joys and exhaustion of becoming a college mascot

Tuesday we hosted an event on campus to kick-off our month-long “I Love WCU” celebration. We set up a couple of tables at the university center, we hand out cookies, we generate good will. It’s a fun event, and the most worthwhile part is hearing from students about the things they love most about their alma mater.

The unexpectedly fun part, though, came after the fellow who normally plays Paws, the WCU mascot, called in sick. Rebekah, one of my colleagues, called to let me know. Back in November, Rebekah portrayed the mascot herself in a commercial we produced for Giving Tuesday, but she suggested this time I should don the suit instead. I was wary at first, and later I would find out why she was happy to pawn this off on me, but eventually I agreed. The athletics staff delivered the mascot costume, and I jumped in.

Well…jumped isn’t exactly the right word. You have to carefully strap into the get-up. It took probably ten or fifteen minutes to get it all assembled–not that it’s that difficult, but mostly that the more implements you put on, the fewer fine motor skills you have left. It’s a bit like a band uniform–overall bottoms, covered by a pull-over top (padded, muscular, not English-major-ish at all) that are directly connected to the cat’s hands. You strap on humorously large sandals that are its feet, and you pull on an oversized head connected to a football helmet. Once you’re in, you’re in. There’s no quick exit.

There’s an opening in the cat’s mouth about the size of an iPhone that lets you see out–but even that is covered by black, mesh fabric. The interior carries the lingering smell of a sweaty locker room. When fully assembled, the costume renders you into a human baked potato. I was sweating before I finished getting dressed.

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